ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ ﻓﻘﻂ
ﻋﺮﺍﻗﻲ ﻳﺴﺄﻝ ﺃﻳﻨﺸﺘﺎﻳﻦ ﻗﺎﻟﻪ: ﺍﻟﻬﻮﺍﺀ ﺍﻟﻲ ﻳﺨﺮﺝ ﻣﻦ ﻓﻤﻚ ﻫﻞ ﻫﻮ ﺣﺎﺭ ﺃﻡ ﺑﺎﺭﺩ ??
ﻗﺎﻟﻪ ﺃﻳﻨﺸﺘﺎﻳﻦ ﺑﺎﺭﺩ
ﻗﺎﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻲ : ﺇﺫﻥ ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺗﻨﻔﺦ ﻓﻲ ﻳﺪﻳﻚ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﺘﺎﺀ ﻟﺘﺪﻓﺄﺗﻬﺎ ؟!
ﻓﺠﺎﺏ ﺁﻳﻨﺸﺘﺎﻳﻦ : ﻫﺎ .. ﺇﺫﻥ ﺍﻟﻬﻮﺍﺀ ﺣﺎﺭ ...........
ﻗﺎﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻲ : ﺇﺫﻥ ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺗﻨﻔﺦ ﻓﻲ ﻛﻮﺏ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﻱ ﻟﺘﺒﺮﻳﺪﻩ..
ﻓﺎﻧﺰﻝ ﺭﺍﺳﻪ ﺍﻳﻨﺸﺘﺎﻳﻦ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ: ﺍﻣﺎ ﺍﻧﺘﻢ ﻳﺎ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻴﻴﻦ .. ﺃﺥ ﻣﻨﻜﻢ=d!
ﮬَﮭٍﮭَﮭٍﮭَﮭٍﮭَﮭٍﮭَﮭٍﮭَﮭٍﮭَﮭٍﮭَﮭٍٱﺇﻱ
ﻛﺒﻴﺮﻳﻦ ﻳﺂﺣﻨﺂ(y)=
*ﺍﻟﺸﺸﻌﻮﺏ ﺛﺂﺭﺕ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺣﻜﺂﻣﻬﺂ
ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺂﺕ ﺇﺳﺘﻘﺂﻟﺖ
ﺗﻮﻧﺲ ﻭ ﻣﺼﺮ ﻓﻮﺿﻰﻯ ﻭ ﻋﺪﻡ ﺇﺳﺘﻘﺮﺁﺭ ﺑﻜﻞ ﻣﻜﺂﻥ
ﺳﻮﺭﻳﺂ ﻭﻟﺒﻨﺂﻥ .. ﺑﻠﺒﻠﻪ !
ﺍﻟﺒﺤﺮﻳﻴﻴﻦ ﺷﻐﺐ
ﻵ ﻧﺮﻳﻴﻴﺪ ﺗﻠﻚ ﺍﻟﻔﻮﺿﻰﻯ ﻭ ﻧﺪﻋﻮﺍ ﺭﺳﻤﻴﺂ ﻟﻮﻗﻮﻑ ﺗﻠﻚ ﺍﻟﻤﻈﺎﻫﺮﺍﺕ ﻭ ﺍﻟﺸﻐﺐ ﻓﻮﺭﺭﺁ
ﺃﻳﺘﻬﺂ ﺍﻟﺸﻌﻮﻭﺏ ﻛﻔﺂﻛﻢ ﺃﻧﺂﻧﻴﻴﻪ
ﻭﺃﻳﻬﺂ ﺍﻟﺤﻜﺂﻡ ﻛﻔﺂﻛﻢ ﺗﺴﻠﻂ
ﺃﻟﻢ ﻳﻔﻜﺮ ﺃﺣﺪﻛﻢ ﺟﺪﻳﺂ
ﺑﺂﻟﺴﺂﺋﺢ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻲ ﺃﻳﻦ ﺳﻴﺴﺎﻓﺮ ؟؟؟
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ =d =))
ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻲ ﮬﻮ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻴﺪ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ :
- ﻳﺴﻮﻕ ﺳﻴﺎﺭﺗﻪ
- ﻭﻳﻄﻘﻄﻖ ﺑﺎﻟﺒﻼﻙ ﺑﻴﺮﻱ
- ﻭﻳﺸﻮﻑ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ
- ﻭﻳﺴﻮﻟﻒ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺟﻤﺒﮧ
ﺁﺧﻄﺒۆﻂ ﻣﻮﺏَ ﺁﻧﺲ̶ﺇﺁﻥ
ﻵ ﻭﻳﺎﻛﻞ ﻭﻳﺸﺮﺏ ﻭﻳﺪﺧﻦ ﻭﻳﺸﻄﻒ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺻﺎﺕ ﻵ ﻭﻳﺪﻭﺭ cd ﻭﻓﻮﻕ ﻛﻞ ﻫﺬﺍ ﻣﻨﺘﺒﻪ ﻝ ﺳﺎﻫﺮ
ﻳﺂﺁﺁﺁﺁﺁﺁﺁﺁﺁﺁﻟﺒﻰ ﺍﻟﺸﻌﺐ ﺇﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻲ
ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﮪ̷ﺁ̲ ﻱ
:'( ﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﻴﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺠﻮﻉ ...
ﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﻴﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺒﺮﺩ :&
ﺧﻠﻴﻨﻲ ﺍﻧﺎﻡ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﻴﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺘﻌﺐ (=|
ﻣﺖ ﻣﻦ ﻛﺜﺮ ﺍﻟﺸﻐﻞ ﺍﻟﻴﻮﻡ #:-
ﺍﻏﺮﺏ ﺷﻌﺐ ﻓﻰ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﻟﻢ ﺣﻨﺎ ﺗﻼﻗﻲ ﺍﻟﻮﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﻨﻨﺎ ﻣﺎﺕ ﺧﻤﺴﻪ ﻭ ﺳﺘﻴﻦ ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻥ ﻣﺮﻩ ﻟﺤﺪ ﺍﻟﻴﻮﻡ ﻭ ﻟﻠﺤﻴﻦ ﻋﺎﻳﺸﻴﻦ ﺷﻌﺐ ﻋﻈﻴﻢ o =d ♥
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ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﺍﻟﺪﻭﻻﺏ ﻓﻴﻪ ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻥ ﻟﺒﺲ ﻭﺇﺫﺍ ﺻﺎﺭﺕ ﻋﺰﻳﻤﻪ "ﻣﺎﻋﻨﺪﻱ ﺷﻲ ﺃﻟﺒﺴﻪ ﻳﺎﺭﺑﻲ ﺷﺄﻟﺒﺲ
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﻓﺸﻠﺘﻮﻧﺎ : ﻛﻠﻤﺔ ﻳﻘﻮﻟﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﻷﻫﻠﻪ ﺇﺫﺍ ﻃﻠﻌﻬﻢ
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﺍﻟﻄﻼﺏ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺬﺍﻛﺮﻭﻥ ﻟﻺﺧﺘﺒﺎﺭ ﺇﻻ ﻟﻴﻠﺔ ﺍﻻﺧﺘﺒﺎﺭ ﻭﻳﻨﺠﺤﻮﻥ ﺑﺄﻣﺘﻴﺎﺯ
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﺃﻡ ﺗﻮﺻﻲ ﻋﻴﺎﻟﻬﺎ ﻟﻤﺎ ﺗﺰﻭﺭ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ : ﺇﺫﺍ ﺳﺄﻟﻮﻛﻢ ﺃﻱ ﺷﻲ ﻗﻮﻟﻮ ﺷﻤﺪﺭﻳﻨﻲ
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﺍﻟﻨﺴﻮﺍﻥ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺇﺗﺼﻠﻮﺍ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﺎﻝ ﺃﻭﻝ ﻛﻠﻤﻪ ﺗﻜﻮﻥ : ﻭﻳﻨﻚ ؟ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ﺩﺍﻳﻢ : ﻗﺮﻳﺐ=))
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﺍﻟﻨﺖ ﻭﺍﻟﻨﻮﻡ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺤﻼ ﻋﻨﺪﻫﻢ ﺇﻻ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺍﻻﺧﺘﺒﺎﺭﺍﺕ
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻬﻨﻮﺩ ﺇﺳﻤﻬﻢ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ=d
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﺤﺮﻳﻢ ﺟﻬﺎﻟﻬﻢ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺎﻛﻠﻮﻥ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻟﺒﻄﻪ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻋﻨﻪ ﻣﺴﻴﻜﻴﻦ ﻭﻟﻴﺪﻱ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺎﻛﻞ ﻟﻌﺪ ﺷﻨﻮ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺳﻤﻨﻪ ﺍﻟﻬﻮﺍ ؟
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﺍﻷﻡ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻴﺔ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺿﺎﻉ ﻭﻟﺪﻫﺎ ﺗﺒﻜﻲ ﻭﺇﺫﺍ ﻟﻘﺘﻪ ﻃﻘﺘﻪ
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﺷﻲ ﻻﺯﻡ ﻳﻤﺮ ﺑﻄﻔﻮﻟﺔ ﻛﻞ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺇﻧﺖ ﻣﻮ ﻭﻟﺪﻧﺎ ﻻﻗﻴﻨﻚ ﺑﺎﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ «~ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﺃﻋﺠﺒﺘﻨﻲ =
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﻻﺯﻡ ﻋﺮﻛﺔ ﻑ ﺃﻱ ﻟﻌﺒﻪ ﺟﻤﺎﻋﻴﻪ ﺳﻮﺍﺀ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ " ﺃﻭﻧﻮﻭ " ﺍﻭ " ﺑﻼﻱ ﺳﺘﻴﺸﻦ "=d
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﺩﺍﻳﻤﺎً ﻣﺴﺮﻋﻴﻦ ﻭﻣﺎ ﻭﺭﺍﻫﻢ ﻭﻻﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍ ﺷﻲﺀ
ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻓﻘﻂ:
ﻭﻟﺪ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺣﻖ ﻋﻴﺎﻝ ﻓﺼﻠﻪ ﺑﺒﻜﺮﻩ ﻏﻴﺒﻮ ﻳﻐﻴﺒﻮﻥ
ﻓﻤﺎ ﺃﺟﻤﻞ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ
ﻭ ﻣﺎ ﺃﺟﻤﻞ ﻃﺒﻊ ﺃﻫﻠﻪ
ﺃﻭﺑﺂﻣﺂ ﺗﻌﺠﺐ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻴﻴﻦ . .
ﺷﺸﻠﻮﻥ ﻳﺘﻨﺂﻗﻠﻮﻥ ﺃﻷﺧﺒﺂﺭ ﺑﺴﺮﻋﺔ ﺁﻟﺒﺮﻕ !
ﻓﺴﺄﻝ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺟﻨﻮﺩﻩ ﻓﻘﺂﻝ ﻟﻪ :
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻴﻴﻦ ﻋﻨﺪﻫﻢ ﺷﻔﺮﺓ ﺃﺳﻤﻬﺂ
( ﺷﺼﺎﻳﺮ ﻫﻨﺎ؟ )
ﻋﻦ ﻃﺮﻳﻘﻬﺂ ﻳﻘﺪﺭﻭﻥ ﻳﺘﻨﺈﻗﻠﻮﻥ ﺁﻷﺧﺒﺂﺭ ﺑﺴﺴﺴﺴﺮﻋﺔ ﻋﺠﻴﺒﺔ ..!
ﻗﺮﺭ ﺃﻭﺑﺂﻣﺂ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻳﺰﻭﺭ ﺑﻐﺪﺍﺩ
ﻭ ﺗﻨﻜﺮ ﻭﺭﺁﺡ ﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ ﻓﻠﺴﻄﻴﻦ =))=)) !
ﻭﻗﻒ . . ﻭﺳﺄﻝ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺁﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻴﻴﻦ
ﺁﻟﻤﻮﺟﻮﺩﻳﻦ ﻫﻨﺂﻙ ﻭﻗﺂﻝ ﻟﻪ :
ﺷﺼﺎﻳﺮ ﻫﻨﺎ ؟!
ﺭﺩ ﺁﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻲ ﻭﻗﺈﻝ :
ﻭﺁﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﺂﺩﺭﻱ ﺑﺲ ﻳﻘﻮﻟﻮﻥ ﺃﻭﺑﺂﻣﺂ ﺑﺸﺎﺭﻉ ﻓﻠﺴﻄﻴﻦ =d !
ﻫَﻬَﮩﻬَﮩﻬَﮩﻬَﮩﻬَﮩِﻬَﮩﻬَﮩﻬَﮩﻬَﮩﻬَﻪ =))
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ﻓﻲ ﻛﻨﺪﺍ ﻳﺴﺘﻄﻴﻌﻮﻥ ﺗﺼﻮﻳﺮ ﻛﻮﺏ ﺷﺎﻱ ﻭ ﻫﻮ ﻳﺘﺜﻠﺞ ﻣﻦ ﺷﺪﺓ ﺑﺮﻭﺩﺓ ﺍﻟﺠﻮ !
ﺁﻣﺎ ﻓﻲ { ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺍﺩﺓ } ...
ﺑﺎﺳﺘﻄﺎﻋﺘﻨﺎ ﺃﻥ ﻧﻘﺬﻑ ﺩﺟﺎﺟﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻬﻮﺍﺀ ﻭﺗﻨﺰﻝ ﻣﻔﺤﻤﺔ
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ﻳﻜﺘﺐ ﺁﻟﻔﺮﻧّﺴﻴۆﻦ ﺫﻛﺮﻳﺎﺗﻬﻢ ﻭﻣﺸﺎﻋﺮﻫﻢ :
ﻓﻲ ﺻﻔﺤْﺤﻪ ﺧﺎﺻﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻔﻴﺲ ﺑﻮﻙ ,
ﺍﻷﻣﺮﻳﻜﻴﻴﻦ :
ﻓﻲ ﺩﻓﺘﺮ ﺻﻐﻴﺮ ﻳﻜﺘﺒﻮﻥ
ﻓﻴﻪ ﻛﻞ ﺫﻛﺮﻳﺎﺗﻬﻢ ,
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻴﻴﻦ :.
ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻱ ﺟﺪﺍﺭ ﻳﻠﻘﻮﻧﻪ ﻛﺪﺍﻣﻬﻢ ,..
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﺂﺁﻱ
ﻛﺒﻴﺮ ﻳﺎﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻲ ..
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ﻭﻣﺎﺁﺯﺁﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﻌﺐ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻲ ﺍﻟﺰﺁﺣﻒ ﺍﻟﻰ ﺍﻵﻥ ﻳﺸﺮﺏ
’ ﺁﻟﺸﺂﻱ ’ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﻟﻐﺪﺍ .!! >,< ..~ < < ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺳﺴُﻞ : ﺑﺂﺳﻜﻜُﻦ ﺭﻭﺑﺒﻨﺰﺯُ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﺂﺇ’ﻱُ
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ﻫﻞ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﻠﻌﺒﻴﻦ ﻣﻌﻠﻤﻪ ﺑﺤﺪﻳﻘﺘﻜﻢ ﻭﺳﺒﻮﺭﺗﻚ
ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﺤﺪﻳﺪ ﻭﻃﻼﺑﻚ ﺍﺧﻮﺍﻧﻚ ﺍﻟﺼﻐﺎﺭ ؟!
ﻫﻞ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﺴﻮﻳﻦ ﻋﺰﻳﻤﺔ ﻣﻊ ﺻﺪﻳﻘﺎﺗﻚ ﺑﺎﻟﻌﺼﻴﺮ ﻭﺍﻟﺒﻄﺎﻁ ﻭﺗﻠﻌﺒﻮﻥ ﺍﻡ ﺑﻴﺖ ﻭﺗﻠﺒﺴﻴﻦ ﻛﻌﺐ ﺍﻣﻚ ؟!
ﻫﻞ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻣﺂ ﺗﺮﺿﻴﻦ ﺗﺄﺧﺬﻳﻦ ﺳﺂﻧﺪﻭﺗﺶ ﻣﻌﺂﻙ ﻟﻠﻤﺪﺭﺳﻪ
ﻋﺸﺂﻥ ﻣﺂ ﻳﻘﻮﻟﻮﻥ ﻟﻚ ﻳﺂﻟﻤﺼﺮﻳﻪ ؟!
ﻫﻞ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﻨﺘﻈﺮﻳﻦ ﺍﻣﻚ ﺗﺨﻠﺺ ﺧﻠﻄﺔ ﺁﻟﻜﻴﻚ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻠﺤﺴﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﻜﺮﻳﻤﻪ ﺃﻭ ﺍﻟﻜﺎﻛﺎﻭ
ﻫﻞ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﻠﻌﺒﻴﻦ ﻓﺘﺤﻲ ﻳﺂﻭﺭﺩﻩ ﺳﻜﺮﻱ ﻳﺂﻭﺭﺩﻩ ؟!
ﻫﻞ ﻋﻨﺪﻙ ﺩﻓﺘﺮ ﻣﺬﻛﺮﺍﺕ ﻳﻜﺘﺒﻮﻥ ﺻﺪﻳﻘﺎﺗﻚ ﻓﻴﻪ / ﺍﻛﺘﺐ ﻟﻚ ﺑﺎﻟﻤﻘﻠﻮﺏ ﻟﺘﻜﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺒﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻘﻠﻮﺏ / ﺍﻛﺘﺐ ﻟﻚ ﺑﺎﻟﺮﺻﺎﺹ ﻟﺘﻜﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺒﺔ ﺑﺎﻷﺧﻼﺹ؟ﻭﺃﻫﻢ ﺷِﻲْﺀٍ ﻗﻠﺐ ﺃﺑﻮ ﺳﻬﻢ
ﻫﻞ ﻋﻨﺪﻙ ﺩﻓﺘﺮ ﺗﻠﻮﻳﻦ ؟!
ﻫﻞ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﺸﻬﺎﺩﺍﺕ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻹﺑﺘﺪﺍﺋﻲ ﺗﺬﻫﺒﻴﻦ ﺑﻔﺴﺘﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻌﻴﺪ؟!
ﺟﻮﺍﺑﻚ " ﻧﻌﻢ " !!
ﺇﺫﺍً " ﺗﻄﻤﻨﻲ " !!
( ﻟﻘﺪ ﻋﺸﺘﻲ ﺍﻟﻄﻔﻮﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺁﻗﻴﺔ ﺍﻟﻤﺜﺂﻟﻴﻪ ﻭﻣﺎ ﻓﺎﺗﻚ ﺷﻲﺀ )
ﻭﺍﺫﺍ ﻗﺮﻳﺘﻲ ﻫﺎﻟﺒﺮﻭﺩﻛﺎﺳﺖ ﻭﺃﻧﺘﻲ ﻣﻮﻓﺎﻫﻤﻪ ﺷﻲ ﺗﺄﻛﺪﻱ ﺍﻧﻚ ﻣﻦ ﺟﻴﻞ ﺳﺒﻮﻧﺞ ﺑﻮﺏ ﺳﻜﻮﻭﻳﺮ ﺑﺎﻧﺘﺲ
=))=))
ﻓﺪﻳﺖ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻕ ﻭﺍﻫﻠﻬـ