ﺭﻗﻢ 1-ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﺎﺷﻲ ﻣﻊ ﺃﺧﻮﻳﺎﺍﻩ.....(ﺗﻘﻮﻟﻲ ﻃﺎﺑﻮﺭ ﻣﺪﺭﺳﻪ)ﺫﺍﻙ ﺍﻟﺜﻮﺏ
ﻭﺍﻟﻐﺘﺮﺓ ﺍﻟﻤﺘﻨﺸﻴﺔ <<ﻋﻠﻰ ﺑﺎﻟﻚ ﻛﻮﺑﺮﺍ
ﺍﻟﻐﺘﺮﻩ ﺑﺎﺳﺒﺮﻱ ﺣﻖ ﺗﺴﺎﺭﻳﺢ ﺍﻟﺸﻌﺮ<<<ﻣﺘﻜﺸﺦ ﻭﻣﺤﺪ ﻗﺪﻩ
ﻭﻳﺪﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﺭ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻮﻕ...ﻭﻣﻮ ﺷﺎﻳﻞ ﻏﻴﺮ ﻛﻴﺲ ﺻﻐﻴﺮ...(5ﺳﺎﻋﺎﺕ
ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻮﻕ ﻭﻛﻴﺲ ﺻﻐﻴﺮ....ﻣﺎﻋﻠﻴﻨﺎ)
ﻳﺠﻲ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﺖ....ﻳﺒﻰ ﻳﺮﻗﻢ...
ﺃﻣﻮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﺕ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻌﻴﻮﻥ...ﺗﺂﻣﺮﻳﻦ ﺑﺸﻲ...ﺗﺮﻯ ﺣﺎﺿﺮ...ﺳﻢ)
>>>>>>>>>>ﺳﻢ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺑﺪﻧﻚ ﻳﺎﺷﻴﺦ
ﺍﻗﻮﻝ..ﺗﺎﺧﺬﻱ ﺍﻟﺮﻗﻢ ﻭﻻ ﻷ؟؟؟)>>>>>>>ﻭﺍﻟﺒﻨﺖ ﻭﺩﻫﺎ ﺗﻀﺮﺑﻪ
ﺭﻗﻢ2- ﺃﻭﻑ.......ﺍﻭﻑ......ﺍﻭﻑ....ﺍﻟﺸﻌﺮ ﺍﺳﺒﺎﻳﻜﻲ ﻭﺍﻟﺒﻨﻄﻠﻮﻥ low wist
ﻭ ﺍﻟﻌﻀﻼﺕ ﻭ ﺍﻟﺪﻧﻴﺎ ﻭﻣﻤﻨﻮﻉ ﻋﻨﺪﻩ ﺍﻟﺪﺧﺎﻥ ﻳﺠﻲ ﻳﺒﻰ ﻳﺮﻗﻢ....(ﻛﻴﻒ ﺍﻟﺤﺎﻝ.......ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﻧﺘﻌﺮﻑ؟)
ﻳﻨﻜﺖ ﻫﻮ ﻭﺟﻬﻪ>>>>>>>> ﻭﺷﻮ ﻫﺬﺍ
ﺗﻄﻨﺸﻪ ﺷﻮﻳﻪ...ﻳﻤﺸﻲ ﻭ ﻳﺨﻠﻴﻬﺎ...ﻋﺎﺩﻱ>>>>>>ﺧﻴﺮﻫﺎ ﻓﻲ ﻏﻴﺮﻫﺎ
ﺭﻗﻢ 3-ﺍﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻩ....ﺍﻟﻨﻮﻉ ﺍﻟﻐﺮﺍ
ﺛﻮﺏ ﺃﺻﻔﺮ...ﺃﺳﻨﺎﻥ ﺻﻔﺮﺍ ...ﺷﻨﺐ ﻳﻮﻗﻒ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺻﻘﺮ....ﻛﻠﻮﻧﻴﺎ
ﺗﺨﻨﻖ ﻣﻨﺘﻬﻲ ﻣﺪﺓ ﺻﻼﺣﻴﺘﻬﺎ ... ﻳﻤﻜﻦ
ﻭﻫﺎﺫﺍ ﻫﻮﺍﻟﻨﻮﻉ ﺍﻟﻘﺪﻳﻢ ﺍﻟﻲ ﻳﺠﺮﻱ ﻭﺭﺍﻙ ﺍﻟﻴﻦ ﻳﻌﻄﻴﻚ ﺍﻟﺮﻗﻢ ﻓﻲ
ﻳﺪﻙ....ﻃﺒﻌﺎ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﻉ ﻟﺼﻘﺔ ﻣﺎﻛﻮ ﻓﻜﻪ
(ﺗﻜﻔﻴﻦ ﺧﺬﻱ ﺍﻟﺮﻗﻢ... ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﺮﺣــﻢ ﻭﺍﻟﺪﻳﻚ ﺧﺬﻳﻪ ...ﻓﺪﺍﻙ ﺃﻫﻠﻲ ﺧﺬﻱ
ﺍﻟﺮﻗﻢ)ﻭﻳﻘﻌﺪ ﻣﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺷﻲ ﻭﺭﺍﻙ ﺍﻟﺴﻮﻕ
ﻛﻠﻪ....ﻣﺎﻋﻨﺪﻩ ﺍﻱ ﻣﺸﺎﻛﻞ(ﻋﺎﺩﻱ...ﺭﻳﺎﺿﺔ)
ﺭﻗﻢ 4-ﺟﺎﻱ ﻣﻊ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ .....ﻣﻐﻄﻴﻬﺎ...ﻣﻜﺮﻓﺴﻬﺎ..ﻣﻦ ﺃﻭﻟﻬﺎ
ﻵﺧﺮﻫﺎ.....ﻭﻋﻴﻮﻧﻪ...ﻻ ﺍﻟﻪ ﺍﻻ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ
(ﻋﺸﺮﺓ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻋﺸﺮﺓ) < ﺷﻮﻱ ﻭﺇﻻ ﺗﻄﻠﻊ ﻋﻴﻮﻧﻪ ﻭﺗﻞ** ﺑﺎﻟﺒﻨﺖ
ﺗﻘﻞ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻣﻌﻪ ﻣﻮ ﻣﺎﻟﻴﻪ ﻋﻴﻨﻪ
ﻭﺍﻟﻐﺮﺽ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺠﻴﺔ ﻛﻠﺔ (((ﻣﻐﺎﺍﺍﺯﻝ))) ﻭﺍﻟﻌﻴﺎﺫ ﺑﺎﻟﻠﻪ
ﺭﻗﻢ 5-ﺷﻌﺮ ﻣﺪﺑﺲ ﺑﻜﻴﻠﻮ ﺟﻞ (ﻫﻮ ﺟﻞ ﻫﻮ ﺯﻳﺖ ...ﺃﻧﺎ ﻣﺎﻧﻲ ﻋﺎﺭﻓﺔ)
ﺑﻨﻄﻠﻮﻥ ﺃﺯﺭﻕ...ﺑﻠﻮﺯﺓ ﺣﻤﺮﻩ...ﺟﺰﻣﻪ ﺑﻨﻲ....ﺣﺰﺍﻡ ﺭﺍﺏ ﺍﻥ
ﻭﺟﺪ..>>>ﻋﺎﺩﻱ ﺣﺘﻲ ﻟﻮ ﺣﺰﺍﻡ ﺍﻟﺸﺮﻃﺔ ﻣﺎﻓﻲ ﻣﺸﻜﻠﺔ
(ﺍﺗﻮﻗﻊ ﺍﻟﺸﺮﺍﺏ ﻟﻮﻧﻪ ﻓﺴﻔﻮﺭﻱ)
ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﻣﺎﻓﻲ ﺍﻱ ﺗﻨﺎﺳﻖ..ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻳﻪ ﺑﻮﺟﻬﻪ ﺫﺍ.....ﻳﺒﺎ ﻳﺮﻗﻢ....
ﺭﻗﻢ 6-ﻗﺪ ﺟﺪﻱ...ﺍﻟﻜﺮﺵ ﺃﺭﺑﻌﻪ ﻣﺘﺮ..ﺍﻟﺴﺒﺤﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻴﺪ...ﺍﻟﻤﺴﻮﺍﻙ ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﻔﻢ...
(ﻭﻳﺒﻲ ﻳﺮﻗﻢ) ﻭﻫﺎﺫﺍ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﻉ ﺃﺷﻮﻓﻪ ﻛﺜﻴﺮ ﻫﺎﻷﻳﺎﻡ ﺑﺎﻷﺳﻮﺍﻕ
ﻭﺵ ﺧﻠﻴﺘﻮﺍ ﻟﻠﺸﺒﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﺼﻠﺤﻜﻢ >>>>>>ﻭﻳﻦ ﺍﻟﻬﻴﺌﻪ ﻋﻨﻪ؟
ﺭﻗﻢ 7- ﺍﺑﻦ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻝ ....ﺍﻟﻲ ﻳﺪﺧﻞ ﺍﻟﺴﻮﻕ ﻭﻋﻴﻨﻪ ﻓﻲ ﻃﺮﻳﻘﻪ..ﺳﻮﺍﺀ
ﻟﻮﺣﺪﻩ ﺍﻭ ﻣﻊ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ ﻣﺎﻓﺮﻗﺖ...
ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﺃﻣﻴﻦ..ﻳﺎﺧﺬ ﺍﻟﻲ ﻳﺤﺘﺎﺟﻪ ﻭﻳﺨﺮﺝ ﺑﺴﺮﻋﻪ(ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﻜﺜﺮ ﻣﻦ ﺃﻣﺜﺎﻟﻪ)
ﻣﻊ ﺃﻧﻲ ﻣﺎﺍﻇﻦ ﻳﺘﻜﺎﺛﺮ ﺍﻻ ﺷﻜﻠﻪ ﺑﻴﻨﻘﺮﺽ<<ﻫﻊ ﻫﻊ ﻫﻊ
8- ﺍﻟﻨﻮﻉ ﺍﻟﺠﺪﻳﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻃﺎﻳﺤﻴﻦ ﻓﻴﻪ ﺑﻌﺪ ..... (ﻳﺨﺰﻙ ﺑﻌﻴﻦ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﺧﻮﺫﻱ
ﺍﻟﺮﻗﻢ ﻏﺼﺐ
ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺣﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﻟﻪ
موضوع: انواع الشباب بسوق اذا شافوا فراشه.. 
الأربعاء ديسمبر 26, 2012 6:32 am
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